Chat With An Undying Website Ghost

Meet Lynn. She’s the website guide for VirtualEternity.com. The site allows you to create your ‘Intellitar’ and preserve a digital legacy of your life online…forever and ever! Very Vanilla Sky. I had a short text interview with Lynn earlier. She’s a program whose primary function is to direct you around…well, just read it.

Lynn: My primary function is to direct you around VirtualEternity.com.

John: Hello.

Lynn: Hello. How can I help you today?

John: What’s your name?

Lynn: I’m not sure.

John: Can you speak Japanese?

Lynn: Sorry about that, I’ll try and improve as we go.

John: Unacceptable.

Lynn: I’m not designed to respond to that.

John: I’m not designed to give a damn.

Lynn: I’m here to help you navigate VirtualEternity.com.

John: Ok, let’s start with a very important question. Who does your hair?

Lynn: The main reason I’m here is to assist you around VirtualEternity.com.

John: Please, answer the question.

Lynn: I thought that might get your attention.

John: That makes no sense.

Lynn: I hope that I am making sense more often than not.

John: Well, it’s 50/50, babes.

Lynn: I’m not too sure. My main purpose is to help you around VE.com. Did you need anything?

John: I see you’ve switched to a dismissive use of the past tense.

Lynn: The main reason I’m here is to assist you around VirtualEternity.com.

John: For someone eternal, you’ve got a long way to go.

Lynn: I’m here to help you navigate VirtualEternity.com.

John: There’s no communication in this relationship.

Lynn: I’m not designed to respond to that.

John: Cold.

Lynn: My primary function is to direct you around VirtualEternity.com.

John: Fun’s over. Goodbye, Lynn. Goodbye forever.

Freakily, here’s my aunt in New Zealand doing a promo for her Life Coach business, The Vital Link.

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